Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

because then they would be Chicken sedans

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How many baby sitters does it take to change a light bulb?

None They don't make Pampers small enough.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Why Did 9Gag Cross The Road?

To steal a Reddit User's post on the other side.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.