Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gamer and mathematician cross the road?

To get to 10.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.