Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How loud can you talk?

Alcohol

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!