Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a moving company owned by cows?

A bunch of moooovers.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd