Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do groups of cows not like new music releases?

Because they've herd it all before

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."