How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."