How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."