How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."