What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

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What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo