What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Why did the Trix bunny hand out eggs?

Chicks are for kids!

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Not enough minerals.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

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Because she has two faces.

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What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew