What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have?

Moo many...

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO