Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.