Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.