Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

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Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?

Webley stadium !

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Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.