Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!