Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!