What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.