What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant?

Because he was Messi