What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Soccer Player Jokes More Soccer Player Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans