Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.