Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

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Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.