How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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Robber Jokes More Robber Jokes

What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

Suit Jokes More Suit Jokes

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn't suit his taste!

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.