How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

Which singer would be best suited for the roman military?

Britney Spears

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Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?

There was a chink in his armor.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

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Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight