He got a taste of religion.
He stopped making cents.
He threw it.
Cannibals.
a handshake!
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
A: That hit the spot.
Artificial celery
they're too mature for their taste
A mormoff!
It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
A minister! Courtesy of a patient.