What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

What do toads and choads have in common?

They both taste a bit swampy

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Minister Jokes More Minister Jokes

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!