Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

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Where did Chappelle store all his Rick James outfits?

Unit E

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

What is the Mexicans favorite credit card company?

Capital Juan

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

What do you call a rotten lamb chop?

Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad.