Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...