Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Because it has microwaves
I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.
McBongald's
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
