Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

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What did the Jihad name his concession stand?

Allahu Snackbar!"

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!