What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

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Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry