Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What is a Muslims favorite type of vinegar?

BalIslamic

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.