What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

What do black people drive?

house prices down

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.