What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."