Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

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Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday?

Chernobyl fallout.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!