What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What famous hotel chain do muslims prefer when travelling on religious holidays?

Ramadamadan.

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.