Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Mexican's job.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's black and can't swim?

A microwave oven.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

America Jokes More America Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.