Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

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Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.