Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

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What's so ironic about disabled toilets?

They're big enough to run around in.

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is black, heavy, and can't swim?

A grand piano.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.