Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.