Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.