Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

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Why didn't the lawyer monkey make any money?

Because he did all his work pro bonobo

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.