Ransom notes.
An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3
He's got more money than cents
Their Master's.
A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
A: Scratch Paper!
Too many thank you notes to write
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!