What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

Squidnappers !

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.