Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

What do you call a black, seafaring plunderer?

Pirate. Unless you're a clever racist, then you might've said "nigarrr".

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!