What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !

Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why do the walking dead survivors try to get to washington D.C.?

Because it's their Michonne.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the BOOOOze.

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

How much for a beer?

The bartender replies: "For you No charge."

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs