What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Thanks for the gold!

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amuse me first...hahaha

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It lost its contacts.

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You pullet.

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What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

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Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!