How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

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What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!