How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

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Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.