Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.