Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one cracker say to the other?

Let's conquer the Americas, Africa, Australia, and Asia."

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's the hardest part of golf for asians?

Driving

Straight Jokes More Straight Jokes

What is hard to get from Straight men?

Straight answers about relationships.

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight