Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why are Asians bad at golf?

They don't know how to drive.

Straight Jokes More Straight Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.