What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

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Who isn't allowed to watch PG movies?

Orphans.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.

What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

How do you call an American that hasn't gone to the toilet in 7 days?

An American full of himself.

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.