Because, time will always tell.
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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Chrysanthemum's the word.
Because victoria has secrets .
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Tell them a secret
Because, corn has ears!
hush puppies
He wears mittens.
It's a secret!
They herd
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They wear mittens.
They're huge blubbermouths.
My daughter: that's a secret
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
I want to know her secret
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Because of all the tellers.
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
There's too many ears
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
He's in a wheelchair
Because time will tell.
In his diarrhea.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke
A tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen
A. Telling you his real name.
SUPPLIES!
There's no sunlight in the closet.
Damn, I burnt one...
God doesn't punish anyone twice.
Cancer got Jobs
BECAUSE HE'S BLACK
Barry it.
Paul Walker dies.
A flatbread truck
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
