Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.