What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

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Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

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What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?

Fancy a bite

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one the moulting season !

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.