How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What sentence did the man who took 2 minutes to turn around get?

Man .

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...