How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball