Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.