What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

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Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ?

Hey, watt's up ?