What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ?

Castro bread upon the waters !

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Watt Jokes More Watt Jokes

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **