What do magistrates have with their water?

Just ice.

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What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.