What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate?

Brown-chichen-Brown-cow

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?

A: He has got no beef.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks