What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why is the beef in Colorado so good?

Because the steaks are high.

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why do turkeys always gobble?

Why do turkeys always gobble? They havent been taught good table manners!