Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What do you call a resturaunt for bulemia victims?

The Empty Plate"

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What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.