Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.