What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Because no one will look for them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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My Chemical Romance

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What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.