What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps. Play me off Johnny!

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What did the architect say about the rack?

How does she not fall over?

What is it called when a dyslexic has a slow computer?

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