Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Custer Jokes More Custer Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What did Davy Crockett say when he looked over The Alamo wall and saw 5,000 Mexican Soldiers?

Who the hell ordered a new roof?"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

How do you make a Welsh person comfortable while playing Scrabble?

Remove the vowels in his rack.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do bees do if they want to use public transport ?

Wait at a buzz stop !

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.