Saddam Hussein Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band?

My Chemical Romance

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What did Saddam Hussein say every time he played pool?

I rack.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What does Iraq and Bristol Palin have in common?

Both of them are hard to pull out of.

Rack Jokes More Rack Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Custer Jokes More Custer Jokes

What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Don't do it, it's Siouxicide

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.