What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Apple Sauce

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage