Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse