Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why parents don't allow their children to listen to M. Jackson songs?

because they are very touching

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers?

Infantry.

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.