Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Why don't you see any transgendered parents?

Because they're trans-parent

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Daycare Jokes More Daycare Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.