Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

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WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger etc. for free?

It's not about the money. It's about sending a message!

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

Infantry Jokes More Infantry Jokes

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

What do you call a group of babies?

an Infantry

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

How do you get Cream of Mushroom in Pokemon?

Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.