Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

What to Russian Zombie Athletes want?

GAINZZZZZZ

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

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What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.