Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out."

Bride Jokes More Bride Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !

Frankenstein Jokes More Frankenstein Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.