How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

What do you call a battle of wordplay?

Pun-fu fighting

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins