How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why is there only 50 shades of grey?

Why not 5,000 What's stopping them

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

What is amnesia?

Is it: A) memory loss A) memory loss Or 3) The Battle of Hastings

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How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

What did the neckbeard wizard use to find his way around Hogwarts?

M'rauders Map

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off