Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.