What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

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How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"