Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.