Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

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Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.