Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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What's Irish and stays on your back porch all year?

Patty O'Furniture

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

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Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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What is the pH of a public pool?

All P

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.