Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

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Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

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How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator?

from Stephen King - The Cell)